Had an interesting experience last Saturday. Gee was it really just a week ago? Why does it seem like so far back. Sometimes this feels like the land of “no-time,” or like I’m living in a time-warp. Is it 2013 yet?
Here was last weeks eye-opener. When new Peace Corps Trainees arrive in country they are assigned Home-stay Families with whom they live during training. The purpose of this is three fold:
- Give new arrivals an opportunity to adjust and get accustomed to living in another country while they discover things like how to: take a bucket bath, clean a latrine, cook on a Sigiri (charcoal stove), adapt to local food and basically ratchet down a first world life-style without self-destructing. In theory at least, one is placed with a family that speaks the language he/she will be learning for the part of the country to which they will be assigned.
- Offer daily practical experience in speaking the language. In our training group, the language part was an abysmal failure, prompting PC Uganda to change the whole approach. Sooooo, the current format has PCVs assigned to live for three or so weeks with Home-stay families IN the region where they will be living.
- Finally, being with a host family gives our bodies time to acclimate to local foods, water and climate and do it in a somewhat controlled space where medical is still nearby. In our group roughly half the group was sick half of the time!
Since Gulu region is getting ten new Education volunteers, they will be living with families in Gulu Town. That means they need some orientation about what to expect when hosting Americans – most of whom have never lived outside the US except maybe as tourists and that really doesn’t count for much when you will be living like a PC volunteer, not a tourist in a hotel (translate – with amenities). So last Saturday, I was the volunteer “invited” to meet with host families, do a little presentation on keeping their Volunteer healthy and then fielding questions from a volunteer’s perspective. All went pretty well and I have to admit – it was pretty enlightening on both sides. I introduced myself in Acholi, then gave the presentation in English while Moses translated. Had to go to the market and buy veggies Americans like but Acholis as a rule would never buy: green beans, broccoli, green peppers, carrots…. That’s if they are available, which is seldom the case in the north, once you’re out of Gulu Town and they are rare-as-hen’s teeth even here. I have only in the last week discovered a sometimes source for broccoli and cauliflower and felt like I’d won the lottery. Also had to talk a little about how to prepare them! Me – talking about cooking. Well – I can boil water, but cooking here has lost a lot of it’s appeal. Anthony Bourdain would have been a better choice… but he’s probably out cooking bulls’ testicles some where. We did not address the eating of or preparation of white ants… 😉 which are “in season now.”
Toward the end of the meeting the group of about 30 broke into two groups tasked with writing down things they think they KNOW about Americans and what they have HEARD about Americans. They were told not to “hold back” and – they didn’t. (BTW, no PC training is complete without dividing into groups and writing SOMETHING down on flip chart paper. It simply cannot be done. As a rule, Peace Corps volunteers hate these activities because they run the gamut from the ridiculous to the absurd, so I groaned when it was announced.
This time, however, it yielded some pretty interesting (if not disheartening) information and what came from the group was NOT pretty. (God, I’m glad I came dressed properly for the occasion – that was one of the “bads” listed by both groups. read on…) Once listed, it was my job to respond to each of these characterizations without gasping, do it in a politically correct fashion and in a way that makes our integration into community easier. Americans really do have some behaviors that come from privilege, self-esteem and often just a general lack of awareness or exposure to other cultures. And there just aren’t enough words, time or space to explain some of the cultural differences. Always an eye-opener to see yourself as others do… But that’s one of the things this experience provides, a constant mirror.
Here are some of the not so flattering adjectives that were used to identify Americans:
- War mongers
- Selfish (territorial), Greedy
- Harsh (meaning direct)
- Not God-fearing
- Condone Homosexuality
- Dress inappropriately
- Loud and proud
- HUGE (I resent that!)
- Eat a LOT!
- Drink and smoke a lot
- Invade countries for oil, gold, etc
- Rich
And these are from people who volunteered to host us. Imagine what those who “don’t like us” might have to say. Host Families are not actually paid, but they are given an extremely generous stipend to cover food so they can they actually end up doing pretty well. So while I believe their motivations to host are generally good, one host family in Wakiso did mention that they might just get a cow next time – less trouble and more money that hosting volunteers. Hmmmm Well there it is folks. You want a PCV Volunteer or a cow? Sometimes I think this may be a hands-down decision – get a cow. Only two families of this group had every had an American in their homes and few already seemed a bit hostile, but most were open and lovely.
Luckily, not listed were those about Muzungus eating the ears of small children…. or blue eys coming from the devil. A while ago, when I was at a school in the bush about an hour out of Gulu, a little boy asked me to take my sunglasses off. When the kids ( numbering about 50) saw my blue eyes that literally jumped back with the look of terror in their eyes, leading me to think there’s a not-so-good myth out there about blue-eyed monsters.
Some other observations made me feel a bit more hopeful:
- Punctual
- Curious
- Know about a lot of things
- Helpful
- Like exercise and play sports
- Organized and methodical
- Proud in a good way
- Generous
- Have grey hair (can’t argue with that one)
- Some are friendly
- Responsible